10 year old me loved that show.

That's just such a devastating premise, the dogs and cats going extinct. I mean, I'm not a cat person, but no more dogs? 😭😭😭

I've read all I need to read. Now I don't need to see it. Cheers!

What if C-A-T spelled dog?

My baby gets the bends

But how did this "spider man" develop such amazing, spectacular powers?

That was my introduction to parkour, and it was glorious. The stunts in B13 were incredible.

"Bring me everyone."
"What do you mean, everyone?"
"EVERRRYYYONNNNNEE!"

GET THEM ALL UP!

Girls used to say I looked like "Ben Stiller…but better looking". I was okay with that, once they made the qualification. Less often I got Paul Reiser, which I was not as happy with as he played the biggest asshole in human history in Aliens. Once, my roommate's girlfriend (who lived with us and thus was also my…

Cause it's a great scene.

"Victims…aren't we all"—The Crow

The problem is that 95% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Yeah, but Hector's Daddy never paid him enough attention and his Mommy never bought him ice cream, so it's not really his fault either.

There is no Jimmy, only Zool…er, Saul.

"Sit, gurl, sit."

"I-I-I need the Kn-i-i-ife"

"Do you have a friend named…Drugs?"

Even G-men can be fools for love.

Maybe she's a material girl, living in a material world, and doesn't want Stan to put his livelihood in jeopardy so she can continue to go out to Bennigan's any night she wants.