Like when Henry bashed that creeper over the head with a beer bottle, after he and Paige hitched a ride? Well that guy is back next season, and boy is he pissed.

Sex, love, and infatuation are powerful drugs.

Pirates of the Crapibbean

Maybe play it in dubly?

Can it be two things?

In the words of Ivan Drago, "If he dies, he dies."

Yeah, that part of the brain is called "experience".

He uses Oil of Olay.

I gasped, inwardly.

It will be funny when we find out Tuan is actually like 35.

SLIPPIN' MOTHERFUCKIN' JIMMY BITCHES!!!

After trying New Coke, I switched to Dr. Pepper for the duration.

"Anything Drago hits…he destroys."

I'm not sure that whole story was true. It's clear she was trying to obfuscate. From the start, she wasn't confused for a long enough period of time, and quickly went into denial, which made it quickly clear she was guilty of what they accused her of. Then, when her husband was at the door, she tried to make it…

NO SHIT!

Extremely doubtful.

Ha! It's block, kneel, and then dodge/block backward!

Just cause you want to get away sometimes doesn't mean having kids isn't awesome. If you like kids, that is.

Soul Caliber I and II are my favorite fighting games of all time. The first was a quantum leap in hand to hand video combat. Also, Voldo is the funniest fucking thing ever.

You may not appreciate a woman's looks. They don't like that, you male chauvinist pig.