They made that story. It was called "From the Hip", starring Judd Nelson, circa 1988.

He was dead…the whole time!

So sayeth the sausage king of Chicago. So sayeth the flock.

But doves.

I hack pretty good…but better when I'm getting a hurried blowjob from a stranger with a gun pointed at my head!

Double Entendre

Three hundred twenty-three dollars and ninety eight cents (including the cassette tape which was destroyed). FUCK YOU CHUCK!

Tiny mechanical ones created by Gene Simmons.

Remember, the only reason Jimmy got an offer there was because he sleuthed out a multimillion dollar case. This shlub? Would never even get in the door for an interview.

It was a great icebreaker.

95% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

So…he had the power of getting laid with chicks with really low self-confidence?

Avengers 5: GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO START ACTING LIKE YOU ARE SOME ARTSY MOVIE CRITIC, CMON WE KNOW YOU LOVE THIS STUFF, NAZI CAPTAIN AMERICA IS GONNA BE AWESOME, OK BLACK WIDOW AND SCARLET WITCH WILL BE TOPLESS TOO, JUST BUY A TICKET DAMMIT

"when you're in the shit, you can't get married to havin' all this extra equipment around. That bedroll, this piece-a-shit radio, that raffle ticket from Madame Boom-Boom Mamasan's place in Bankok…shit, even that picture of ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch you been keepin' since home…you wanna survive out here, you gotta…

I think it would be interesting if, in one of these movies, they took the opportunity to explore Magneto's conflicted sense of identity, and we saw his evolution from hero to villain (and sometimes, back again).

Which part did Rene Zellweger play in Dazed and Confused?

You think I'm fuckin' stupid? I know it was you.

Yeah, I wish that damn monk would stop with his damn mansplaining.

That moment was a big FU to Lucas. I loved it. That was Disney saying, "THIS is a scoundrel. And he shot first."

Fuck yeah.