captainlurk--disqus
Captain Lurk
captainlurk--disqus

Moby. Ya too old. Ya don't know me. Let go. NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO! (From "The False Revelations of Eminem", 26:12.)

That's exactly how I would feel if I hadn't stopped watching this turd by season 5.

That 90s douche went on to become the beloved, doomed Curtis Lemansky on the Shield.

"murmur…murmur…it's the Daywalker!"

That's no moon…

Yeah right, like Shia has minions. Who do you think he is, Corey Feldman?

Well, not nearly as depressing as Requiem for a Dream.

No matter what occurs, stay alive!! I will find you!!

I know.

I'm agreeing with you.

Thanks! You make me happy I stopped reading comics when I was 14!

But what did he ask Jeeves?

This show should be cancelled!

You just don't understand.

Stop making sense.

OMG. I have a 3 year old boy now and I never want to think about that book again.

"No, no! You split the last one in two, for a total of three! …..Amateurs."

You forgot the gangbang.

"She is Lana Turner."

Surprisingly not.