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Captain Lurk
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Cousin Oliver.

As someone who plays a bit of poker, though…YOU CAN'T just hit and run after winning $1500 on ONE HAND!!! Gotta play for an hour at least, give them a chance to at least win a little back….Not at all surprising he got his ass kicked. But then, Jack is a complete moron, as his next plan is to rob a bar run by

He's already dead. He was dead…THE WHOLE TIME.

It can be two things!

This review for Shark Sandwich was just a two word review…

Cmon dude. Two films is like 70% of the profits of three films. What are you, a communist?

SNICKT!

"These rosary bleeds?"

Cannonball Run!

When you wanna come?

They let him go.

Starring January Jones!

Did you ask him if he had a valediction, boyo?

95% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

DAMN YOU, SIR!!! For not accepting the media's take as the end all be all.

I liked Internal Affairs.

Yep. My bad

So she wouldn't even be related to them?

Shooting *at*

"Hey…you!!!"