*Jabba the Hutt loiters on runway, gets tail run over, looks like incompetent buffoon rather than terrifying gangster*

"I LOVE RITZ CRACKERS!"

Chewbacca has been using the "Just for Wookies" hair product liberally

Ritual sacrifice of your firstborn if it doesn't net at least a billion.

"You turn right, then you go left for a little jog…"

-The AV Club

And comes to the AV Club MCU comments section to complain about nerds. Heh.

Get me Peter Jackson on the phone!

Sandra Bullock was the shit in Heat. I love the scene where she puts on the Ronald Reagan mask and robs the bank, before escaping to the airfield and then skydiving into Mexico.

First prize is, you're hired. Second prize is, I sew a cell phone in your abdomen.

Aw, hell naw!

People are morons.

In middle school everyone called him "Lobot the Robot". He got very depressed and started wearing headphones all the time to escape. It wasn't until adulthood that he found his niche as "Assistant to the Regional Administrator", though it was always his secret hope to be promoted to "Assistant Regional…

Sam Jackson was a journeyman actor until Pulp Fiction. Just imagine…

The Lando System?

IT'S A DYNAMITE TASTE!

Hey, I have it on good authority Lucas had all nine movies planned out from the start.

Yeah, I was pretty impressed with how George Lucas upped his game with The Force Awakens, as well. He really got back to the fundamentals of Star Wars. I can't wait to see what he comes up with next.

"DOES MARSELLUS DOOKU LOOK LIKE A GUNGAN?"

However, Natalie Portman's outfit did a spectacular job in the arena scene in Attack of the Clones, particularly the way it ripped on cue to expose her lovely midriff.