Wandering the earth, helping strangers with his mastery of a little understood eastern martial art/mysticism.

Ben Kenobi: Pet Detective

Power converters from the Tashi station…where we're going, we don't need power converters.

Well, at the time they didn't have the technology to truly create his full vision. Therefore, his movies didn't yet suck.

No kidding. It was a joke. You sound salty, though. Cubs fan?

We need the Archmage of the Aether to cast a "Summon Bartman" spell.

His little shimmy makes the women in Cleveland sick.

Blade Runner: Calista needs an upgrade to her engagement ring and I ain't earnin' any more of that sweet Star Wars money bitchez

Death Race 2100 bitches.

"Working women" clothes? Like short leather skirts and tube tops?

2 : It's Skulking Season

The manuscript was damaged.

Don't tell Mom the Batman is Dead!

"How do you fuck that up!?"

"A whore cut to look like Lana Turner is still whore."
"She is Lana Turner."

What do you mean, "you"?

Heroes Reborn just shows that nobody, not NBC and especially not Tim Kring, learned a damn thing from the failure or Heroes.

What article?

Warriors…come out and play!

Copland distinguishes between the two.