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Captain Lurk
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Laundry Day.

"Hey Larusso…you're all right!" *Johnny plots killing Daniel later that night*

Or drop a grenade in their lap.

Your tax dollars at work.

Beach boy.

Hey, let's now use our secret weapon….A GIANT SWORD!

Well, to be fair, one I've heard of, the other I haven't.

Baby steps.

Beneath the Planet of the Apes was the worst. What number was that?

Yeah, that scene is gold. Treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality, indeed.

"Shit sandwich."

Well, what's wrong with being sexy?

Who's gonna do it? You, Lieutenant Weinberg?

It wa just a shit movie. No further exploration required.

Aquaman: Swims With the Fishes

This show sucks. People responsible for it…eat a dick.

Your racist, animalist "logic" isn't welcome here, brah.

But, why male models?

They're treating him like those anchors (same ones?) treated Cara Delavigne (sp?) only then the general response was "boy those guys were dicks" (and I agreed). Ryan Lochte is a moron, and also can certainly be an asshole, but these people are assholes, as well

"Prediction?…paaaaiiiin."