I bet it is for gold medalists and famous athletes, or attractive, non-famous ones.

More like Deep Brown Something.

It could be an asteroid, or a stalled comet.

There you go! "Deadpool—Turn Out the Dead!"

Washington, Washington, 6 foot 10 fucking killing for fun?

No, I think he was thinking of a "spider-manatee" which is a rare, reclusive species.

Nah, it wasn't that guy. It was Sandman.

The Legion of Doom is smarter and better at planning stuff.

Lighten up, Ryan.

"No, I thought you said, you was alright, Spider…"

Cool story, Hans.

Lando system? I never heard of it.

It's a dynamite taste!

No dudes allowed, bro.

He's pissed cause Vin sent him a dead rat.

You know who could settle this? Babe Ruth. With a big fucking bat. If he was still alive. And not getting laid at the time.

I know, white people are the worst, amirite?

So he nailed "Phantom of the Opera"-era Emmy Rossum, too? Damn. That's a top, top notch 15 year period. I doff my cap, sir.

Preferably, Rob Thomas.

I have tremendous respect for Adam Duritz having dated both Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston in their primes. Say what you want about his hair, but the guy's voice had magical panty-dropping qualities.