"National Treasure 3: Canadian National Treasure, Eh?"

"Some men just want to watch their career burn…"

"So you're tellin' me that this guy gets off on dressin' up like a spider, and swingin' around the city?"

Your Mama is so calorimetrically impulse impaired, her blood type is Ragu!

That shit was confusing. Out of nowhere…big, small, wtf?
"So you're tellin' me this guy gets off on gettin' small, then big, then small again?"

We hardly know anything about him. I am convinced he is gay and am wondering how long before they make that reveal.

I recently watched the Hateful Eight, finally. The smile he gets when Sam Jackson gives him the gun and tells him he knows he didn't (SPOILER) poison the coffee is pure gold.

Objection! Argumentative.

—the Congo

First thought as well. Who ever thought the two sequels were better, overall? Also, the last one with Jeremy Renner was better than all but the first Bourne. I think Matt Damon saw how the franchise was revitalized, said "I want back in" and Renner got screwed. It's kind of a shame. I hope he finds another spot…

Did anyone doubt it? Truth stranger than fiction. Nobody could make that story up without saying "nobody would believe this".

Didn't he say he would slap Gamby in the face with his dick? That's not a, um, typical heterosexual threat.

Thank God I don't have to read her racist reviews on this site anymore.

Where did you hear that?

"The A.V. Club"

This show makes me laugh till I cry. My daughter, when she knows I will not tolerate any more Sofia the First/Peppa Pig/Shimmer and Shine, will suggest we watch this together, because she likes watching me laugh.

Sheeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Leave Taylor Alone!

Who? 😎

Your opinion is technically incorrect, which is the worst type of incorrect.