abomination of nature you say. . .. ?

Probably not in the "long term effects" way, or in the "alcohol induced coma" way. More in the "fuck it, that 2-year-old just fell down drunk and really hurt her head and is now bleeding a lot, someone get an ambulance!" way.

Owl Appreciation Thread:

Based on this scene of "Karen," I question Amanda Seyfried's belief that Karen could manage, much less own, a store. More likely she's still forecasting the weather based on her "ESPN" abilities.

Beverly in NC: Hi, I just wanted to follow up on what Anthony said about that n—

"Okay, I'm going to stop you there," the host said. "We're not going to use that kind of language publicly... You can certainly make your point, but you cross the line when you use language like that publicly."

I suspect this is true. However, the picture shown is hardly anyone's wildest fantasy. It's a woman in a red corset and a whip. It actually seems pretty tame.

I appreciate the distinction between "fantasies" and "stuff I want to do" though. I have fantasies I'd like to live out and those I would never ever ever want…

*possibly due to this thing. . .

Thank you, thank you!

They were bursting with anticipation!

#LEFTBEHINDTHEFIRSTTIME

Wedding? What wedding?

Honestly, Bieber is almost writing in normal sentences here. That's why I would never believe it.

The eerily accurate texts are fake