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sucks working for Delta huh Brah : )

could have been worse like that Malaysia airlines thing. . .I guess. . . and that basket of dick looking things picture above - that shit also has been in an article on frontpage last year btfw . . lol

hey hey now - some old white guys and girls can pull it off as long as no spinners on that antique Mercedes E class. . .

those are as cheap as used police cars pay more than $4k in a major city for one (from a Russian who has a dirty looking lot in FtLauderdale for example) and you stupid - but they got LOTS of them - just like re fitted cop cars. ..

ugh forgot to say last thing - I bought a 1984 M6 Euro form Bo in Cali around 2006 but was living in FL at the time and guess what state farm refused to insure because - even though not federalized - EVEN THO it had Cali emission papers and had been in the Unistat for a long time - they refused - mainly not saying due

I came here to make sure they discussed exactly this - all the stars MyDude - they should have said instead of "cheap" - lol - something more like - "if you can find a sickening deal from a deal old lady's garage estate sale... still best have your own mechanic and a source for parts fucker cause you will be paying

if you drove one and financed it for that rate - lol - what happened - and NO the car sucks even the first year when they had the stick shift version - which btfw was apparently taken from a toyota pickup truck or something - LOOOOONG PEDAL for real and I am six and a half plus feet tall and it was a joke - and no I

thanks for clarifying and thanks for saying hi and shit - You alright - chewy - anyway - how you doing tonight I have not watched or looked into your kinja yet - but I guess I should right now - right ? anyway - sorry I did that - I have some help when I post - I mean I get a group of points I am supposed to fly off

*try crabs - best quote ever from an Optometrist to some fifty something socialite in PBI area - "sorry ma'am this is what is called 'crabs' and it is an STD"

*something. . .

*next

*alternatively - keep your gps enabled phone on you and when the shit happens to hit a fan and you actually need to prove you were not doing whatever they say you did - reference the metadata of your uploads and text times and etc and REALLY PEOPLE

*remember to prefer the Brotherhood to the puppets in Moscow the cold war is not and did not get ended and the remnant patriots did do a lot of SHIT including get exiled and hidden in Ukraine - and things.... and so there is another breadcrumb - You reporters are good dig over there for a minute maybe find some things

Is this why that thing happened. . . dumbasses. . .they all still doing things though - least as far as 2008. . .but not sure how it changed after Tort came up and Bitcoin went public popular. . .

*alternatively one can do a thing about as useless but sort of the same feeling . . .

properly executed for walmart pricing this is a damn great idea none of us thought about doing. . . fuck !

You honestly presume to think "all Gizmodo" commenters are mere humans. . . .