captainjackharknessballs
CaptainJackHarknessBalls
captainjackharknessballs

- a bald headed and full body shaved Giant Black Man who does not understand this thing where you people cannot use a razor effectively without some EXTRA shit with ingredients equivalent to SOAP is you wanna argue go ahead - I wanna hear from you shaving aficionados WHY we need shaving cream - THIRTY YEARS I have

- a bald headed and full body shaved Giant Black Man who does not understand this thing where you people cannot use

ziploc bag + pocket -

SleepNumber i.e. Select Comfort - since lol - you got soft if you sleeping and pump that shit up to a hundred for a hard useable surface for - things - just putting it up here since someone might not of thought about select comfort for acrobatics sexual vs. sleeping on one's number. ....

every one of my submitted cost thingies for escort services get DENIED BY BLUE CROSS so what now - my shrink says I need more sex and so I even got a medical need letter - but they refuse reimbursement !

AAPL

I am notifying a mod about this - ! sorry this is just - what exactly were you thinking here?

*protip

Now playing

god dammit ! all this time I assumed to do it - but outside the iphone clearly not necessary (double space equal period) MOTHERFUCKER !

IP ban does not work there are extensions for chrome that switch them without any knowledge of how one chooses to sign on and use settings to go online - and then tor - and then blah blah blah -

Better to forward the shit to some famous girls twitter armies of (google MFC Ninja Pirate to see) and so those ones worse possibilities than the redditors who doxx motherfuckers. . .just putting this out here for those who know about MFC or the armies - LOL

that saying something - lol -= I never watched the kim video - but I did feel GUILTY and BAD when I watched the Paris one when it came out - due to EXACTLY the thing you are saying here - that - and the part she seemed so not into it and just participating during the sex parts - like she really never had any great sex

*yea she was so meta about that shit though . . .. we all know who did it FIRST !

hey just offer to piss in the brodouche manager [of your tech team} offer to piss in his mouth some time I guess - I mean golden showers - kardashian - I must have missed that part on the pornhub links about her. . .

three shots of forty proof (since the drink described as containing three things alcoholic - but likely a mix for joes crab shack for the shark drink employed unless they say "top shelf" so it watered down and the whole drink probably not more that 21% since that is how those kind of mixers are manufactured) BUT if

Like ALL chain places - the shit watered down fifty percent or more FROM THE POUR BOTTLES>...

part where the two year old drank the whole thing speaks VOLUMES about watered down drinks at the crab shack - amiright or what ? normally three shots would hospitalize a two year old. . .