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*possibly due to this thing. . .

I read the title and avoided anything else clickable or googleable and this still the only thing I got as my impression mental about it and I am sorry for sharing this:

you win kinja tonight !!!!!!!!!!!

and this too do not forget the MAN shit they gotta accomplish - but that a secret....

that obsession is pretty much the "why we do it" part of the christian fundamentalist restrictions - i.e. building up the charge prior to the event - but hey they got NOTHING on the Muslims though when it comes to this tactic - I mean in that area a Woman gotta ALWAYS UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH "cover her beauty" and wear

or to hold the camera at the after party - to verify the blood on the sheets or something to her daddy. . . but we all know there was no blood on the sheets . . sheesh people think all vagina created like a fucking tearable thing - we know this girl did ride horses in the past . . .whatever.

it is a GIRL name too usually. . .

#NOTALLTECHNICALVIRGINS

nah this*

while you are at it here is the hated FL update. . .Governor race looks bad - but the Marijuana thing looking good at 85% reported @ 57% in favor. . .

and COrnwell is a scandalous asshole and this par for his course at put put the only place he hold a golf club - goddamn... there was a better way ot do this shit - what up Parks and Krump tally ? seriously....?

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This is fucked up but btw if anyone else watching the damn governors race is close and fucking dick scott winning by 3 points BUT BUT WAIT FOR IT

Hey anybody else remember this shit ?

#LEFTBEHINDTHEFIRSTTIME

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this shit makes me angry beyond words... well here is one for this douchebrodude. . .

that shit needs to get on Netflix streaming already. . .sorry had to interrupt

*ask Tesla how favorable the law is in TX for selling cars [for dealers]. . . LMBAOOOOO!