captainintenso
Captain Intenso
captainintenso

Good thing his shirt was half unbuttoned. He might have otherwise died.

Talk about your all-time rage quitter.

Sticky bombs on TWINE was a great addition.  Either go for the direct hit or toss them high up on a wall and destroy an unsuspecting passerby.

He revealed it in court when a judge was trying to take away his kids.

So Fallout 4 in the old west?

There’s a reason why tail lights don’t belong on a bumper:

I think one of the big parts of the movie that makes it not a kid’s move is the issue of the will and probate. I remember watching as a grade school kid, not knowing the big conflict with the importance of finding the will. Plus, it does set up one of the movie’s best jokes unfortunately kids won’t get: “Not prostate,

The blind spot system isn’t supposed to beep. It illuminates a little red light in the sail panel to let you know a car is in your blind spot. You’re referring to the beeping of the parking sensors. While they can be triggered by rain and other obstacles, they can be turned off and the volume can be lowered. As a

I hope he bought track insurance.

GM cars that use the reverse lights as approach lights. Some mouthbreather never thought that this would cause tons of confusion in a parking lot.

I love how the writer never rebutted the notion it’s a “meh car.” I mean, sure, you can get offended when someone calls your girlfriend ugly, but her good personality and cooking skills aren’t going to change the fact that she’s a sore sight for eyes.

Last summer, I traded my ‘04 S60R for a ‘15 S60 RDesign when the money I wanted to put into it didn’t seem feasible for a 220K mile car. It was the first car I truly loved and cherished driving, explaining how I put over 100K miles on it in 4 years. I hated how it didn’t have an AUX jack or Bluetooth connectivity. The

A crucial piece of advice I wish all of my clients adhered to is do not lie to me. The attorney-client privilege is sacrosanct, and if I don’t know exactly what you’ve done and what’s going on in your case you’re cheating yourself out of effective legal representation.

The “Dirty Money” docu-series on Netflix did a great job explaining how the cheat device worked and how high up at VW the cheating scheme went. Essentially the cheat device activated when the front wheels were straight (as on a dyno). It wasn’t until they tested tailpipe emissions while driving that it became clear VW

Isn’t showing the underside of your fighter jet the equivalent of pulling up your shirt to show off the gun in your waistband?

Guy filming was a ghost.

As a Volvo owner I have had to deal with a lot of hate and ignorance. I once got a “Volvo makes a performance car? I can only imagine what that’s like.” comment about my S60R from the owner of a Lexus IS250C. My cousin’s husband is the Ivy League type, works for Nike Corporate. We’re connected on Instagram and

I guess we can assume what his home looks like.