captainintenso
Captain Intenso
captainintenso

If you’re turning right from a side street onto a main road and your goal is to make a right on the next side street, for the love of Dog just wait until cars pass you. I shouldn’t have to slam on my brakes to avoid hitting you because you’re not accelerating because you’re taking the next right. I’m sure you’re

Something about gyms and people not caring about their property. It irks me when I want to LOCK my stuff in a LOCKER and people are have just left their stuff in an unLOCKed LOCKER.

What northern burbs of Charlotte are safe from property crime?

Let’s put ‘er into overdrive!!

It’s the passion red Volvo S60 RDesign parked at the back of the parking lot.

The mute button on the self-checkout scanner is a godsend as well.

There’s the 3.0L T6 straight 6 like in my 2015 S60 RDesign, but they’ve phased that out of the Volvos in favor of the Drive-E twin-charged 4 cylinder. Maybe there are some old T6 engines around...

It’s only a matter of time. Dude-bro’s name is out there and he has prior arrests in Iredell County where he resides.

I didn’t line up financing before I got there plus they detailed it before I drove it off the lot.

Except for “Excuse me...excuse me...pardon me...excuse me.”

My last dealership experience was fairly reasonable. Granted, I found the exact car I wanted in their online inventory (S60 T6 RDesign in passion red). Walked on the lot, walked up to the car, and asked the salesman to check it out and test drive it. Drove off a proud owner about 3 hours later.

God forbid you actually need help from an employee, like trying to get something off the shelf or seeing if there are more in stock in the back.

“Hey, babe, I forgot to grab cookies, can you go get them?” “Sure.” *Wanders around for an hour before finding them in the frozen/refrigerated section.*

If you look closely enough you can see the tiny signs that indicate the shortcut, but the shortcut is often through one of those metal doors with a small window (like into a restaurant kitchen) so they are easy to miss.

My brother suggested I go to the Ikea in Charlotte to pick up a pullover bib for his daughter for Christmas. Of course the kids’ stuff is all the way at the end of the maze. Over an hour to find the damn thing and then wait in line to buy ONE thing. I felt like that asshole zipping through rush hour traffic trying to

S60/V60 Polestar. Get it in black as opposed to rebel blue for extra stealthiness

The birthday reminder on Facebook is pretty useful. “Hey, I’m still friends with that person?” *unfriend*

Do these count as three separate cars?

How is the AI? My biggest gripe with Forza (and most racing sims) is you have to bash your way through the pack to get to the front - only to find that first place is 7 seconds ahead of the pack.

Shitty people have shitty friends.