Males with daddy issues are typically recidivist criminals.

Just put some sliding rear doors on it and call it a day.

Toothpaste on curb-rashed rims

very fast car

I agree on the sense of speed. There’s visually no difference between 65MPH and 165MPH.

So I’m still going to have to crash and bang from last place up to first in just two laps? Another thing that annoyed me is the auto-upgrading of every car to make it competitive, meaning I can’t even put on custom wheels without moving into the next class.

Better get it in black.

When I was 17, I lost my virginity in my first car (‘95 Toyota Camry) in the parking lot of my old elementary school at night. I tossed the used condom in the parking lot.

It was outside a Waffle House. People were too busy stuffing their faces.

CP. I wonder how much the bass has disintegrated the various adhesives and fasteners throughout the car.

Turbo tires!

“Glad they ain’t mine.”

Watching two pieces of shit beat each other up in front of a piece of shit child is about all you can do these days. The damage has already been done.

The boy’s mom was on top...

Mitsubishi Galant

Or people could be smart and get drunk at home for cheaper.

I’m not sure why he didn’t use the picture I supplied with my original AOTD...

That’s funny. Why buy a traffic helicopter when Waze is free??