Ooh, button blanks. On a supercar. Not tacky at all. Nope.

This screams for an Agera-style roof box.

The exhaust looks WAY better from a lower angle. But I imagine that any flames that spit out of the pipes would scorch the paintjob, no?

I would like the NFL to expound upon what constitutes "loses control of the ball." Because it seems that anything short of the ball appearing cemented in the receiver's hands/arms would not be control of the ball.

The reason has nothing to do with fuel or my latent desire to pollute your driveways — it has to do with oil. When your car has been sitting out overnight, all the lubricating oil that's coating all of the crucial, moving bits of the car has settled down to the bottom of the oil pan. When the temperatures are really…

Look at what smoking does to your grille.

But there's nothing better on a cold, snowed-in day than milk sandwiches!

I've heard you're supposed to turn your ignition to Accessories for a few seconds before cranking the engine in really cold weather.

The manual for my S60R says to let the engine oil warm up a minute either before setting off or spirited acceleration (can't remember which). Either way, I'm happy to let my car idle and my heated seat warm up for a couple of minutes while I scrape frost off my windows.

I had forgotten what SC's old plates used to look like.

Wagons are sold here. They're just bigger and called crossovers.

Parking lots/parking garages?

I've always thought these black trim pieces made a car look more handsome - as long as they haven't been too faded from the sun.

The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room.

Colors! For God's sake, colors! No more shades of gray and beige with the occasional option for a blue or a red. More greens, yellows, oranges.

2 doors or GTFO

Right. Because conservatives have never tried to stop anyone from doing anything in the history of everything. STFU and GTFO.

I like the way it tickles my balls when I turn the wheel.

Bolstered (racing inspired) seats. I'm thinking especially of those in my S60R. I fit in them like a glove, they have awesome lower back support, and the side bolstering aides/encourages spirited driving. When I ride in my gf's Camry, I feel like I'm going fall out of the seat in a minor turn.

Maybe they're worried the cocaine will make him go faster.