Mitch won’t let removal happen. My theory is that Pence is deeper than he lets on, which would lead to President Pelosi, and Mitch would never allow that. My other theory is that Trump/Guiliani have some deep dirt on Mitch and other high ranking Republicans (Lindsay Graham) that Mitch doesn’t want to get out.  

Well, see, Jell-o shots are... well... um, see... they’ve got... well, okay, it’s not dumber than Jell-o shots, but you’re certainly more likely to see boobs if Jell-o shots are involved.

How’s any dumber than Jello shots?

If there was anyone I would bring back and shoot the breeze with it would be Douglas Adams.  I know what his feelings on 45 would be though...

Hunter Thompson isn’t a bad one, though. I’d add in Vonnegut and Mark Twain to round out the “old angry anti-establishment establishment white literary figures” panel. 

Temecula work for you?

To me if her tears are genuine or not doesn’t matter. She can be genuinely remorseful and feel guilty as fuck that doesnt change whether she is guilty in the eyes of the law. She shot a man in his own home. 

As someone who has cared for someone with a colostomy, this comparison of Lewandowski to a colostomy bag is an insult to colostomy bags.

I wonder if the cameo is a character or just an actor. Because Amy Pohler makes sense as a guest actor, but Liz Lemon would make more sense as a character. Although, considering how messed up The Good Place universe is, I can also see a pretty solid argument for Tracy Morgan showing up as God.

Norm!   Peterson or MacDonald.  It’s all good.

Reading comprehension not have much importance where you’re from, there, Cletus?

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

I’m borderline carnivore and I like impossible burgers.  

The goal of taking on a vegetarian or vegan diet, or even just eating less meat, is to support animal welfare and to choose foods whose production contributes less to global warming.

In other news: The justice system is working as intended

Nope, just a football Cousins intended to throw to you

Putin, in Helsinki “please don’t make me swallow!”

Jeez, I wish everyone around here would grow up. It sounds like we’re getting a good package. No need to go nuts.

One possibility is that they saw it and they’re trying not to trigger their PTSD.

I know! My parents are weirdly hard on Bridgewater, who I thought played OK. No touchdowns, but with that many penalties, drops, and great Rams defense, his passes were pretty good.