captainfantasy
Captain Fantasy
captainfantasy

Speaking of skyrim

Thankfully once we armed these friendly locals called the mujahideen to fight the evil Commies for us everything cleared up nicely with no repercussions whatsoever!

Cuba and the Soviets, using Central America and Mexico as the expressway into the U.S.- i.e. the Reganite nightmare scenario.

I just feel like I should share that I just ate the fuck out of Taco Bell of lunch. It was glorious, because shitty fast food has a place. In my stomach.

No, just no. Pizza Hut is easily the worst of the Big 3 pizza chains. That dough is bullshit. Papa John's at least has a sweet, tasty sauce and Domino's has all that shit on their crust now that makes it edible. Pizza Hut has zero competive advantage. Unless you're talking stuffed crust, then you may have something.

I respectfully disagree. Pizza Hut is fucking garbage.

Domino's used to taste like shit.Now it tastes like shit with a generous sprinkle of garlic salt.

If you want to make your pizza "resonate" with Millenials, make it reasonably affordable and not taste like shit. It's pretty simple.

Bork bork

First off, great article; I've been watching this trainwreck from the beginning and I completely agree with your assessment of it. Secondly, there's been at least one positive aspect to Gamergate and that is that it's making feminists out of fencesitters just by virtue of being so goddamned embarrassing.

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I work for a game company. Everyone here cares about gaming. Are we all immature weirdos?

I don't care who they market games to; what I do care about is someone calling me a 'child' for enjoying some boobs.

Let's try to get to the core of the matter: What you're saying is that games should be marketed to women,

It's not, "ethics in journalism" is their code word for "articles about diversity." What they really want is a gaming press that never talks about sexism, racism, or anything else other than praise for how awesome "gamers" are.

Having lived exactly that: not like this.

I read the summary in the second paragraph and stopped.

I'm an adult and I'm not above playing the odd video game, but I'm not going to take them super seriously.

Zines and family reunions

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!