That's what she sounds like when there's no teleprompter.

And to think, she could've been Vice President.

Sarah Palin has come unstuck in reality.

So it goes.

Sarah Palin is unstuck in time.

and I would go a step further and say that the fact that everyone had to deal with one (tri-colored or not) ending is a total failure of the premise of the game. As the trailer alludes to, what is the point of a "pick your own adventure" if ultimately all the choices resolve in a way to bottleneck you to the same…

Watching the clip, Andrew WK suddenly realizes he is a father.

Since absolutely nothing spoken from Cumia's mouth should be considered intelligent, I choose to bring attention to the deeds of an individual that is far more worthy of attention and negates this ignorant man's argument. Let me introduce Katherine Johnson, a black research mathematician who worked in the all-male…

Hi there, welcome to 2014. A lot of stuff has happened while you were in that cave.

I feel like, if you are looking into surrogacy, you should make it clear in the contract before inserting fertilized eggs that you have no interest in raising any potential disabled children, so that the surrogate knows going into it that she might have to abort, keep the disabled child, or give it up for adoption. …

I HOPE YOU'VE GOT YOUR EXTRA BAGGY CARGO PANTS FIRMLY ATTACHED TO YOUR WALLET CHAIN BECAUSE HERE COMES FIERI READY TO BLAST THEM OFF YOUR CANDY ASS AND ONTO THE FLAVORTOWN SPACE STATION ORBITING YOUR TASTEBUDS AT THE SPEED OF RIGHTEOUS.

Lobbyists are a hell of a power. American chocolate, American cheese, and this 'ice cream' are pretty much untouchable by the FDA, despite the fact that contain barely 10% of what their namesake is (every single one of these is 90% oil). FDA attempted to set guidelines, but then got cock blocked by house legislation…

"CPS could totally investigate based on this evidence"

He isn't a troll. He thinks other liberals agree with him.

He's a troll with a platform, and a troll who gets a loooot of free passes from liberals who should know better.

Wow. Mansplaining, calling women "hysterical," domestic violence apologist: you really hit the MRA trifecta there. Be sure to cash in your ticket at the door for your prize, a big bag of "Fuck Off and Die."

when you vote GOP, this is what you're voting for.

True story: an acquaintance's boyfriend argued with my buddy (who is a physician) that the only way to contract "AIDS" (not HIV, but just straight up AIDS) is "gay butt-sex." Not "straight butt-sex." Only the gay butt sex would suffice.

The mcDonalds box is even creepier now

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