i've never seen the term "pie hole" more accurately used.

it should also be noted that SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH

that gap you speak of - so-called 'ludonarrative dissonance' - is a problem that extends far beyond sandbox games. and if the only answer to that problem is writing (what is in my opinion, at least) bone-headed crap like the saints row series, then the solution seems worse than the problem.

because sometimes, some people want a well-written narrative that takes place in a believable world?

edgar wrights been jerking me off for years, too. wait, what did you say?

…what? i must have missed the part where jandek was in a hugely successful band that's sold millions of records.

makes me like him even less.

confusing cameron with verhoeven is an even bigger insult to the man than the shitty reviews showgirls got

"that sentence and the image above comprise almost all of the information in the announcement, a nine-paragraph blog post that serves as an impressive greatest-hits compilation of empty video game marketing rhetoric."

STRANGERS WITH CANDY

you sound creepy.

***** spoilers *****
i'm pretty sure no one cares about the plot of drop dead diva, so don't worry about spoiling its moronic plot twists.
***** /spoilers *****

comparing this show to true detective makes me think you don't actually understand what made that show great.

great, another fascinatingly idiotic comment.

hey sonia! you should look up the word 'steampunk' before you try using it again.