For one, I wouldn’t consider this “immediate flight” - clearly they were already in the middle of giving him the business, it’s not like he started running right after seeing them.

I know that’s sarcasm, but these days...

What about Diet State? Cherry Vanilla State?

A few thoughts:

He would be, except clearly he was going for the noun but tripped and fell on the adjective. But I like where your head’s at.

This is so monumentally stupid.

I fucking love this commercial, and will happily star any and every comment that embeds it, but even if i didn’t love the ad you still earned it :)

Tearing ICE Chief Thomas Homan’s shriveled testicles from his mealy scrotum is unpleasant, but someone has to do it.

shit, i’m sorry, i didn’t read your comment close enough to realize the correction was replacing “wacky” with “Trump.” asshole move on my part. how can i make it up to you?

boy... where do i begin?

Trump’s Meeting With Families of Santa Fe Victims Was Apparently a Total Disaster

I didn’t even need a hint to know the song would be Yakety Sax; by now it is so deeply ingrained in all of us that wacky = Yakety Sax, it may as well be embedded in our DNA.

I remember thinking that too.

He may occasionally let his guard down, but I clearly remember an exchange that went... aw hell, I’ll just look it up... here’s the exchange, verbatim, I shit you not:

Totally.

You’re very welcome! I love Chomsky, but even though I graduated w/ a Bachelor’s Degree, I can only really absorb his stuff if it’s articles, interviews (he’s done a couple/few great ones with David Barsamian), or speeches/youtube clips. Most of what he’s written is really dense; he very much writes as an academic…

No doubt, claiming credit for someone else’s work is exhausting.

A-FUCKING-MEN

That may be true to a degree, but I think it’s much more about producing a news-like product that appeals to companies who are buying advertising or considering it. NYT and a few other publications that for now may be making more from subscription fees than from advertising, but even they don’t want to piss off…

yeah, there are lots of fun, colorful nicknames for the current administration, but I thought that one was perfect - you don’t mess with the classics :)