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FLIPPER AND EVE NOT FLIPPER AND STEVE

I am currently living with someone who pulled that shit last night on me. I reminded her that I am living with her because I ran to escape my husband, who beat me all the fucking time. I told her to remember how bad people were to me when I first ran, stating no one had heard him threaten me to slit my throat or we

if you dont want to get hit, then why are you walking around with a face HUH

And considering that children are very unlikely to come forward and often don’t even admit to anyone what happened to them until they’re well into adulthood, at the very least a statute of limitations on child abuse and rape should be very long.

But unfortunately California conveniently enough has a statute of limitations that prevents that from happening. Because if I were to go and mention anybody’s name I would be the one that would be in legal problems and I’m the one that would be sued.”

Whoa. I have been pretending to be Ariel in my parent’s pool and in oceans for years. I’m READY. Pick me!

It always bugs me when characters in movies hang all over the toilet when they’re sick. Who has the time to do a deep clean of the toilet before barfing? I can’t be the weird one here...

I consistently eat overcooked chicken because I live in fear of this.

I have about 10 tops i switch out. Same tops all the time. I switch between wearing skinny slacks with them and skirts, about 50/50. Never fails that when I wear the skirt someone will comment on how dressed up I am.

The time for mandatory space-aged style uniforms for all citizens is now. Let us put this tired debate to rest once and for all.

I’m commenting on the behavior, not her appearance. I’d say the same if she were of any other weight or body type. I understand weighing your food for dieting and maintenance purposes, but healthy eating can also be disordered eating if it becomes obsessive. My point is that weighing typically healthy foods like fish

I know that maybe this is different because I am not Kate Middleton (or am I?), but I literally wear the same 4 things in rotation pretty much. I don’t know who they are trying to shame with outfit repeating, but I can’t imagine living a life where you only wear a piece of clothing once.

However, E! notes that Hercules, Mulan, and Hunchback of Notre Dame will all be disappearing from the service in June.

Second.

A prank is swapping all of your mate’s furniture around when he on holiday or covering his room is army men. It’s not physically or emotionally harming the woman you are supposed to love.

Maybe I’m just trying to convince myself that this didn’t really happen, but is it very likely anyone would insert a tampon they found unsealed?

Well if being an international disgrace isn’t enough for them to get their shit together, being crossed off your tavel plans certainly will.

I met Billy Piper a few weeks ago, told her i loved her in Penny Dreadful, but her character creeped me out in season 2.. she laughed a lovely pleasant laugh and then said very stone faced ’last season I creeped you out? You are REALLY going to be creeped out watching this season!” :) <3

probably a very long time. paps arent really checking for them and they probably only get photographed when/if they call the paps themselves. i dont think most people realize how easy it is to be a celeb and not be in the public eye (especially if you dont live in LA) most of the time. almost all paparazzi pictures

My sister and her 2 kids live in South Carolina and it is GRIM for them. She makes just enough to scrape by to keep them alive, but not enough to move somewhere and start a new job hunt. She’s in a constant cycle of having shitty cars that break down because she can never save up enough to buy a quality car, or take