So, what does the shark jump?

It can't be done. I was in jail with a Mexican who got so drunk that he stabbed his friend at a cookout. He was a nice guy. Just really liked to party. Combine that with a homosexual dude on Halloween and you have someone capable of Joker-style damage only done accidentally while inebriated.

Alex Jones, you're the worst!

by his teachers.

He was most likely spat upon in grade school

It's a case where adding "fucking" before "party" would have served dude's message exponentially. I'm just sort of imagining your stoner to be quite radical.

Sounds like you need to party more.

Why did you put partying in quotation marks?

Sadly, it's probably close to a grand and accommodations. Although if you told him you had a lot of coke and you were DTF, he'd probably show up.

A friend and myself used to always say you can't outparty the gays and you can't outparty the Mexicans so there ain't a straight Caucasian alive that's going to outparty a gay Mexican.

Of course. Bo Dallas still has a job.

I imagine Kendrick might just be catching her up to speed so that she can work with Del Ray in Florida.

They would be foolish if Charlotte wins the belt not to book Nattie and Charlotte with Ric and Bret in respective corners.

Just looks like a bummer.

Have you seen the latest trailer for Fantastic Four? It looks simply awful.

The Langoliers looked like something out of Neon Genesis, but not in a good way.

James Cameron's dick just grew a little taller after reading that.

I don't understand it. The new Fantastic Four cost 122 million to make. Isn't CGI supposed to make movies cheaper? Where did all that money go?

The Thing is still probably some of the craziest special effects of all-time.

Bronson Pinchot's big break.