I didn't understand how the dinosaurs in Jurrassic Park looked better but it was made a decade earlier.

Yeah, some people just don't understand Corey Feldman.

I was unaware of Republican vitriol against Trump because I get all my news from Breitbart, Infowars, AVClub, and Twitter to make sure I remain adequately enraged at all times.

Is it okay to support Trump because you're just sort of intrigued by what could happen?

Pretty sure that's all of them then. Alright boys! Pack up! We're moving on to the next town!

It's the same reason some YouTube "documentaries" are so fascinating. Is it good filmmaking or journalism? It's neither. The one lunatic behind it believes in his weird message, usually about the Illuminati, flat Earth conspiracy, or 911 no planes theory, so fervently that he has to share "the truth" with the world.…

I remember watching fifteen minutes of Ultraviolet and ducking because it was so bad. It's still the only movie I've ever walked out on.

You're getting into weird territory, but I like what you're saying.

Sami Zayn is another good example of this.

After a radio show announced that he said he was finished, he came out and said that the interview was a fake and that he would return to wrestling. He didn't give a timeline, but he'll be back.

I once ate possum at a five o'clock bar in Arkansas around four o'clock in the morning. It wasn't that bad if I remember correctly which I don't.

When my friend and I were trying to make an low budget horror film, we always joked about needing a producer knowing it would be impossible to find someone who would basically want to do all the incredibly not fun stuff.

It's still okay just as long as you're trying to pitch your picture show. Put a flapper in it.

Hey, it's impolite to refer to birds as chicks.

The best friend always giving him advice is an occultist that's really into William Gibson and Ministry.

I mean the top five should be:
Rakim
Ice Cube
Scarface
Notorious Big
Tupac

Or you familiar with the work of the anti-feminist Joseph Paul Watson? Fun stuff if you like being frustrated by not being able to punch someone.

Do it! Do it! Do it! You know you want to do it!

I would totally love to see Gallagher and Yakov Smirnoff in a romantic comedy…as the romantic leads. Crackle, give me my 50,000 so we can make this happen.

I lived in Arkansas and had relatives that loved Mama's Family. What I couldn't figure out was that it seemed like there was twenty something episodes top. I swear I saw the same episodes over and over again. I also remember that Bubba was in Night of the Creeps.