Next episode, we'll see Frank lying in bed again, staring at the ceiling water stain. Closeup of his face and pensive blinking. "And then I ate it…," he'll whisper. His wife turns to look at him and furrows her brow slightly. END SCENE

He totally seems like a closeted, self-loathing gay guy with the unprompted mention of wanting to punch the dude who hit on him, and the tortured (? not sure because Kitsch) way he was staring at the ostensibly gay partiers and the prostitute. Loved W. Earl Brown's, "Why would you do that?" in response to his…

Yeah! I kept thinking in my head, "And then he ate it. AND THEN HE ATE IT!" but then the scene ended.

Wash bucket and I no longer have to hide our true feelings!

Ah, I see. It seems to be a U.S. thing too, according to Google, but I don't think I've ever heard it before. Learn something new everyday!

Is this the newest Sesame Street segment? "Depressing insights about the real world, with Cookie Monster!"

I'm more mesmerized by the men's cleavage in the header photo myself.

What? Battleaxe would be an awesome nickname to have!

Kenneth's from Stone Mountain, and Jack McBrayer isn't but he is from Georgia.

What about Donald Glover and Left Eye?

Your ass looks incredible! …and your face and body too. But we all know who the star of the show is.

She's got a dusty vagine, as Pam Poovey would say. That's what I assumed after realizing it was unlikely her sister was trying to say she's got such a thick ass it's always clapping.

I was also thinking this was like the reverse of that Broad City episode

That reminds me—is Nealon an alien or something?! What the hell was up with his mouth maggot?!!??

I don't understand any of the organizations, really, especially the distinction between Dyad, Topside, and Neolution. Maybe it's supposed to make them mysterious, but it mostly comes off as annoying. This is what I'm thinking:
PROLETHEANS: your typical polygamous cult that revolves around/hates clones but also wants…

She's such a control freak that she can will her hair not to grow.

I also thought she was going to end up seeing the world like Robo Cop, but I guess that scene of her focusing on her hand and the finches disproves that theory. Maybe she'll still end up with infrared vision or something crazy like that.

Jesse (after Helena recounts what she's been up to): "Holy moly…"

They definitely did a great job of making it understated. I didn't even think about how technically difficult it must have been until it was mentioned in the review!

"Know who my favorite rapper was when I was your age? Ice Cube."
"The dude that makes family movies? He used to be a gangsta rapper?"
"He was so gangsta I used to have dreams Ice Cube came to my house and killed my whole family. I thought he was so cool."