It's a MIRacle!

I see them working together after earning each other's mutual respect through a teen-angst "UGGGGHHHHH!"-off

Yes! More Kiernan Shipka, please!

*Crystal Bell

Scott and Rachel were great this episode. I loved the face she made when she realized, "Oh shit, this nerd is actually going to make me play this game with him."

He actually flipped the double bird. And then didn't his mom see him from far away as she was coming to pick him up and she gasped in horror? Or maybe this was a different episode. How do I still remember this?

Honestly though tomatoes are the saving grace of salad. You need them to punctuate the blandness of the lettuce!

MRS. BLANKENSHIP!! has them beat though. She had the ideal secretary trait of always checking if her boss was going to the toilet.
Also: "This weekend is Gene's birthday party. Do you want me to go get a present for him or her?"

Apparently her character is supposed to be a quarter Swedish, a quarter Chinese and a quarter Hawaiian. The last quarter was unspecified in the article I read, but based on the logic in the movie so far I assume she is also a quarter black.

(One eye twitches intermittently)

Wait really? Maybe it's her married name? Then again i feel like a white girl playing an Asian character is more probable than a white girl marrying an Asian guy in a major motion picture.

If Erica brings the cowgirl clone with her, they can lasso Beth and drag her away from the edge of the train platform!

Did Tatiana's character ever stop being anorexic? Why did she start wearing a headscarf (I saw this in a picture on the Orphan Black writers' blog)??

I think this has happened at least two other times in the comments for this show, probably because of that time Felix wore them in season 2. Someone says something about assless chaps, Jay See says,"ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS IF THEY HAD AN ASS THEY WOULD BE PANTS," and then someone says it is not redundant since chaps…

Extended version of that scene: "It was never Beth I loved…(whispers) it was always my dick."

They should've had the picture from when she danced on his desk, even though that wasn't the moment described on the list.

Goddamn I love that clip, just a masterpiece of absurd melodrama

"What?"
"I'm in love with you. I love you."
"Oh. That's what I thought you said."

I nearly fainted when she said, "Harris Olson," though Holloway Olson would've been even better (because Greg is just a terrible person).

Damn it FOX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!