"I have *gay* black friends! Check and mate, liberals!"

They can never take our Oxford comma!

To paraphrase a classic headline from The Onion: Milo Yiannopolous Going Door To Door Trying To Shock People

Please call him by his proper name: Doughy Pantload

DeVito

Username/comment synergy is high.

Why use a dog whistle when you can use a bullhorn?

As a Canadian, you understand US history better than most Americans (especially your louder conservative Americans). That is, of course, no surprise.

The Clinton Foundation is the new Trilateral Commission/Bilderberg Group.

Actual LOL at this. Nicely done.

Just like Hillary wants to do to OUR PRECIOUS FREEDOMS! Or so I'm told.

Moochin' war widows

Already happened.

Ben Ghazi drowned Vince Foster in Whitewater. The same person who then made Vince Foster look like a suicide then cleaned up the loose end by murdering Ben Ghazi decades later. That person? You guessed it: Frank Stallone!

It was only debunked if you believe facts. You should read more pamphlets, memes, and Alex Jones transcripts. That's where the REAL truth lies.

"I can tell from your scent that you are weak!"

Shut up, you whale-eating idiot!

"Awww, c'mon, Kevin Nealon. Ike Turner loves you!"

Anthony Mason will have sex with the ESPYs in about 12 years.

I guess it kind of worked out for Nasim Pedrad in that she got to be on New Girl a bunch and apparently has a development deal for her own sitcom, but yeah…the whole "leaving to be on Mulaney" thing was not a good look.