I don’t throw the word ‘hero’ around lightly, but you sir, are a true American Hero. A hero of not reading things, and then telling us you didn’t.

Get this picture to Lyons Motor Car! Give them 9 months and you will have Sulinh Lafontaine stunt driving it all the way to the Detroit Auto Show.

Stephanie March is about to be single....I’m about to be single...hmmm....

“An unrestrained passenger creates a risk to all others inside a vehicle, because they can be thrown about in a crash,” said Sean Kane, a partner and co-founder of Strategic Safety, an organization that investigates automobile safety. “From head impacts to serious internal injuries, it’s a wide range depending on the…

This looks like an awkward riding position. Feet are back, but handlebars are high. Looks uncomfortable.

I’m the same way. I also feel like I’m going to fly out of the seat without a belt on if I go faster than like 20 MPH (which is every single time I leave the driveway).

I feel eerily naked without a seatbelt on. So much so that I only last a few hundred feet before I have to put a seatbelt on because it just feels so wrong.

I want to see buttercup in appropriated patterns and symbolism of other cultures! Bring on the Aztec print!

I don’t think we should be blaming innocent sloths for reddit dumbfuckery. #Notallsloths

Put her in an awkward fitting lady-tee and a thong and it’s business as usual for American Apparel.

Buttercup should use those giant claws to gouge Dov Charney’s eyes out. Just tell her he stole her basket swing. Buttercup will cut a bitch over her swing!

I think we have the next “Will.I.Am” on our hands.

I know this isn’t production ready...but this example here wouldn’t meet the exacting standards of a Cabo Mexico fiberglass boat hull repairman.

I think it would suck more to “date” Cisco Adler but I guess it’s all relative. Seems things are pretty sucky for the girl all-around. I think I’d fail miserably at being a celebrity unless I could be a Streep, which makes me laugh to even consider it.

He never had one.

Are there two Katy Perrys in this photo? What is going on here?

This guy is projecting so much we could point him at the wall and use him for power point presentations

I will paypal $100 to the first Kinja engineer who makes it so that including old stories in a new post doesn’t retain all the comments from the old story. I’m 100% serious. Anyone else want to chip in?

I didn’t know Harbor Freight sold rims that size.

I don’t think making your car look like it has a butthole is a good design decision but maybe it’s just me.