It always chapped me that they edited out all the gay stuff from 54. How can you have a movie about Studio 54 without guys making out with other guys?

maaaaaybe they turned their backs because your designs look like hot garbage. but no kanye it's because of your pretty girlfriend.

My husband and I were discussing this the other day with my best friend who just had a baby boy(the things parents talk about, amirite?) and we realized that while our daughter got both of us at least one time each, our son never did. I'm sure he would have had he realized that peeing on us would have been the icing…

I was hoping that since we made it so that old men can get boners, medical science might turn to studying and curing migraines. No? Foreskin regrowth? Okay cool, I'm gonna go take another triptan and lie down in my dark room (my life is one big dark room) and wait for a stroke to kill me.

It's just pee. It's the unrelenting poop that gets you.

Jezebel Senior Editor, James Franco.

Careful, Kate. He's taking all the writing jobs.

Do you know what keeps automobile manufacturers afloat? Selling cars. You know the easiest way for an automobile exec to lower sales numbers of their current models? Announcing, but not delivering, their replacements.

oh my god I was like "excuse me are you in my class" until I got to the end.

I would SO love to go to the Mutter Museum. I've watched all sorts of Discovery and Travel Channel shows about it.. the conjoined twins, the giant colon, the skulls. I'd totally set up a trip to go there, and I'm not a creepy person. SCIENCE! (Okay, maybe weird, but not creepy.)

I don't know how those are in your vagina, but they work really well in your other pockets! I love them!

Not too sure about him, but she is seriously A+++.

This weekend during our now weekly trips to get supplies before the next snow storm approaches the northeast, I watched someone at the busy supermarket get impatient and take a shortcut into the parking lot using the crosswalk lane between spots.

Suburban housewives practicing yoga diminishes you?

He's hilarious, he tries so so hard to pretend that he's some sort of "cutting edge" badass, then he's at fashion shows...the lamest most trend-sucking thing there is. What a maroon.

I don't mind kids at fashion shows. Considering North gets custom designer wear sent her way, I wouldn't be surprised if she's also getting hand-engraved invitations personally messengered to her too. But she's still a baby. If she's unhappy, she's unhappy. On the other hand, she's a baby. It doesn't exactly take a…

i just spit my coffee HA HA HA HA

It's from Kanye's "Look At Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" line.

Dereliqke

Does Kim K know that she looks ridiculous, I assume Kayne is dressing her (he is the fashionista in the family)? Also, don't bring a baby to a fashion show.