1. You put your vulva in a box

I didn't know the Koch brothers read Jalopnik.

BIG TRAK WHEELS.

“I’ve always known that, at heart, I was”

" special noise-canceling tires."

"Wait so where does Volvo get off making this type of vehicle?"

China. Chinese company making a luxury SUV for China.

Somebody photoshop one of those creepy car show dolls onto the bumper.

The governor needs to eat, man.

Crumple zones, yo, crumple zones.

Which is a shame. Elsewhere in the thread I posted two video clips with her. In one, from a talk show, she’s talking about how she told a guy to get his balls out for her, and a photo was snapped of her with her face next to them - which is shown. In another video, a scripted bit for something, her delivery reminds me…

It’s a good thing they open up that end because they’d shut my throat down real quick.

Yeah, I know, she’s more likely to do a show called Top Cake.

And her delivery in this bit reminds me a lot of Hammond, actually:

I could see someone living as cheap as possible in order to spend money on some relatively inexpensive kind of race car/motorcycle, if they’re trying to get into that professionally.

I’d like to see Tig Notaro and Maria Bamford on there... Or Sue Perkins, for that matter.

GRAVITY IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!

The NCIS:LA writers really need to get on the ball and find a way for Hetty (Linda Hunt) to say "No capes!"

With saucy humor, which would be a good fit. And she could probably get away with some jokes that Clarkson, Hammond, and May couldn’t.

That’s cold.

Right. People move all the time in a big company. Or quit/retire/get laid off. “Death” isn’t exactly the first thing that comes to mind to explain the absence of a stranger from their cube. Especially when you’re under 30.