1. You put your vulva in a box

I didn't know the Koch brothers read Jalopnik.

BIG TRAK WHEELS.

“I’ve always known that, at heart, I was”

" special noise-canceling tires."

"Wait so where does Volvo get off making this type of vehicle?"

China. Chinese company making a luxury SUV for China.

Somebody photoshop one of those creepy car show dolls onto the bumper.

The governor needs to eat, man.

Which is a shame. Elsewhere in the thread I posted two video clips with her. In one, from a talk show, she’s talking about how she told a guy to get his balls out for her, and a photo was snapped of her with her face next to them - which is shown. In another video, a scripted bit for something, her delivery reminds me…

It’s a good thing they open up that end because they’d shut my throat down real quick.

Yeah, I know, she’s more likely to do a show called Top Cake.

And her delivery in this bit reminds me a lot of Hammond, actually:

I could see someone living as cheap as possible in order to spend money on some relatively inexpensive kind of race car/motorcycle, if they’re trying to get into that professionally.

I’d like to see Tig Notaro and Maria Bamford on there... Or Sue Perkins, for that matter.

With saucy humor, which would be a good fit. And she could probably get away with some jokes that Clarkson, Hammond, and May couldn’t.

That’s cold.

Right. People move all the time in a big company. Or quit/retire/get laid off. “Death” isn’t exactly the first thing that comes to mind to explain the absence of a stranger from their cube. Especially when you’re under 30.

“Her personality would be fine on a revival of Top Gear if she’s a gear head.”

Perkins is not just a woman, she’s a lesbian.

I think she’d be great. I’m familiar with her through her appearances on BBC Radio 4’s News Quiz and similar comedy panel shows.