It seems like fewer adults have adult voices these days. I have a hypothesis that, to some degree, that’s behind the beard fad. “I’m 35, but I sound like I’m 18. Thus I have grown a beard.”

Grownup voices seem to be an endangered species, in general.

“Never the other way around, never.”

This photo was in the news recently. I think the general response was “Go get it, Helen”.

they had just broken up and it got ugly

It’d be fun to hear from the guy who sucked on Courtney’s boob at some fast food joint in New York.

Amazingly, no Ferrari drivers caused crashes, as far as I saw. That was nice.

And really, if you’re financially struggling, then it would only be an even greater stress if your kids came down with, say, whooping cough, possibly leading to parents missing work.

In prison?

“Who would use that?”

“I’m sure that factor into her being able to handle this pregnancy.”

I bet the kids will have a fantastic time playing with their retirement-age mother. She’ll totes be able to give them all the time and attention they need.

The man’s version would probably be “utility gladiator sandals”, with velcro on the straps and attachment clips for keys and electronic devices.

For the cheetahs?

So, it’s kinda like sous vide with drano.

Never underestimate the power of soup.

The green leather reminds me of a pair of Doc Martens I used to have.

“They’re in the outer boros. Look at Flushing, Queens, an incredibly vibrant and exciting Chinatown that now dwarfs the Chinatown left in Manhattan. Or Sunset Park, now home to Brooklyn’s Chinatown, a large Mexican population, and the beginnings of gentrification marked by the arrival of white artists and strivers.”

If it makes you feel any better, imagine the horrific working conditions that bring you $1.00 “blue fish” ceramic tea cups.

If it weren’t for the limes Goop would be ravaged by scurvy, a constant threat in Hollywood.