If it makes you feel any better, imagine the horrific working conditions that bring you $1.00 “blue fish” ceramic tea cups.

If it weren’t for the limes Goop would be ravaged by scurvy, a constant threat in Hollywood.

Yeah, but you get the oil checks, too.

The only Confederate flag that matters: the white dishtowel of surrender.

Because the South started it, firing on Fort Sumter.

If Tucker had been born a few years later he probably would have been named Liddy, as in G. Gordon.

Find a doctor who will prescribe Modafinil.

How much kale can it haul?

I’d think there could be situations (rollovers, etc) where an unbelted front seat passenger might be flung toward the driver and possibly out the driver’s-side window.

Health insurance *and* long-term disability.

I’m the same, but I get a similar feeling in vehicles like U-Haul trucks even when I’m wearing the seatbelt.

“It is strictly because of the fact if you don’t wear one your the only person who gets hurt by your choice”

Confederate Motors was founded while Jacobs was in high school. If a company is founded in the south, calls themselves "Confederate Motors", and talks about "rebels" in their ad copy, chances are they're not using "Confederate" in the sense you are talking about.

Why not "Treason In Defense Of Slavery Motors"?

Ewan McGregor and the late Iain Banks would have been excellent hosts for a Scottish Top Gear.

It is pretty cool, although it kinda looks like a duck bill. Satan's own platypus.

What I want to know is did he have a flunky holding a huge parasol over him, so that he could dine in darkness.

Apparently Barton has an $8 million mansion in the LA area. But her parents kicked her out of it. So there’s always that to fall back on, if she could sell it.

“As many of you know, I recently purchased a Hummer.”

I want to see Buttercup in a slutty American Apparel outfit.