I’m 200% more likely to watch a royal wedding if Jimmy Carr is doing the commentary.

Special place in hell etc.

I could have gone my whole life happily not knowing this.

I’m disappointed that Cannibal Witch didn’t write this article. This slogan seems right up her alley.

The only correct conclusion.

The “how we raise our boys” conversation is important to deal with cat calling, repressed anger, and to a certain extent sexual assault. Not for serial killers!

Goop.

I’m not a mom myself, but i have been reading about other people’s experience of motherhood in the hopes of preparring ymself for it. Something that came through is that there is a non-negligebale minority of mothers who don’t feel the mtyhical “instant love” for their child you hear so much about. It came slowly, but…

No. Too old, too much bagage. The same goes for Joe Biden. Fresh faces please!

How can two people with so much money have such terrible style? Don’t they pay people for this shit?

It’s pretty obvious she can’t actually sing. If you watch their old video clips, she has at best a line on her own in every song, usually even less - she just sings the chorus with the others. Sporty has the best voice in the group.

Yeah, I’m #teamnoone here. I don’t even understand what they were fighting about in the first place. Celebrity beefs just make no sense to me. The whole point of being an adult is that when you don’t like someone, you side eye them, walk away, and at most suffer through basic professional interactions together. If you…

Do people not dye their hair in Texas? I’m really confused about that one. 

anyone suprised, really? He’s been a disgusting man for a long time.

Someone take twitter away from Elon Musk. He’s starting to channel the Orange-in-Chief and that’s not good news for anyone.

It’s the logical next step to birtherism. When you managed to get millions of people to think the President’s birth certificate was fake, it’s easy to say the same of a bunch of anonymous brown people.

I follow @realpresssecbot on twitter because it’s more palatable to read his tweets that way

I want Beto to win so badly I can taste it. It’s a double whammy: we could get rid of Cruz AND get an exceptionally smart and kind and talented man elected AT THE SAME TIME.

Ivanka only wishes she was half as smart and kind as Elle Woods.

The Wimbledon dress code is even stupider than this though.