See, I almost believed this conspiracy theory months ago, because nothing makes sense anymore anyway. Except for one fact: the most important thing to Trump, past and present has always been his brand. And he’s throwing this brand down the crapper. If this was a plant by the Clintons or whoever, and he was really on…

It’s truly impressive how void of principle they show themselves to be.

Oh, so we’re happily ignoring actual sexual predators, but actively fighting imaginary sexual predators? Got it.

Most evangelicals that are staying are doing so to keep the Supreme Court on lockdown, which makes the rumors that Trump wants to put Peter Thiel in there all the more hilarious.

Agreed. 10% is still waaaayyyy too much for me to feel comfortable.

Thiel’s name has been floated as a potential Supreme Court nominee.

He’s dated so many models, and one thing these women must know about is the importance of tailoring. They probably did tell him about it, but since he doesn’t listen to his wives/girlfriends, as their purpose is too look pretty, not talk, he has missed out on some very important advice.

I didn’t like it for the same reason I don’t like this genre of movie with male actors either - the cringe of the bad situations the characters get into is too much for me to enjoy the actual jokes. I end up feeling sorry for the characters we’re supposed to laugh at.

But Trump is also objectively a moron, and objectively a terrible executive.

That’s also know as intimidation. As in “I’ve grabbed you by the pussy. You didn’t want it, but you’re also aware that I can get better lawyers with all my money, and that famous people get away with a lot more than non-famous people. So you won’t do anything about the assault that just happened.”

I don’t think it is. I’m French and I have literally never seem or heard it in my life, or anything that remotely looks like it...

And later on brags about what he a great deal he got, and how he showed them.

But on the other side, his alleged bilions is what makes them admire him. Though I guess poiting out flawed logic isn’t really getting anyone anywhere these days.

He’s the guy that buys a $10,000 suit and doesn’t realise that at that price, the tailoring is included.

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Wait, is Beyoncé running for president? Because that could be the only reason why anyone would even try this false equivalency, right? This isn’t the furthest reach of guilty-by-association in the election so far, right?

Isn’t that all of us at this point?

They’re not new, it’s classic concern trolling.

“The Pence campaign.”

Mike Pence should have to carry this campaign to term.