Evans, Pratt, Hemsworth, Pine.

Don’t care much about johnny Depp’s health at this point, but is Amber Heard ok? Is there a new celebrity douchebag insinuating she’s just in it for the money?

Seriously, hasn’t Florida suffered enough?

Yes they will. Obama will collect the movie’s copies at the same time he personally comes to take all their guns away.

While I’d love that to be true, I don’t think the nationalistic wave around the world comes from a dying generation. In Europe at least, the far-right resurgence comes from people under 35.

I’m having way more fun and Schadenfreude out of speculating who Trump will pick for VP.

I love how you loved it, and I’m so happy that you’re happy.

Can’t sell guns within X miles of a school.

He did? Shame. I guess Hiddleston will do then.

Still hoping for Idris Elba, tbh. The world isn’t ready, but who cares.

To be fair to Trump (don’t know why I’m doing that), up untilr ecently, there was literally nothing he could do that hurt him in the polls. We’ve all spent six months listening to him saying horrible things, thinking “surely NOW is the moment that’s going to hurt him” and it only ever made him stronger...

Are you kidding? Mel C’s the one with the pipes in the group!

But why not after San Bernardino then?

Super impressed by Gawker media’s recent hair-related sleuthing.

Oh no, let him try to do it. Let him try and be protested and vilified at every step. let him try and never be able to get away from his crime. Let him try and get spat on daily for the rest of his miserable tour. Let him and try and be reminded that as a registered sex offender, no school will let him preach to high…

If you see something, say something. Unless what you see is a guy being creepy and inappropriate, no need to say anything, cuz boys will be boys, y’know?

This is tangential, but I want to say thank you to Jezebel for reporting on the many tragedies of the past few days. The Internet is a pretty hateful place, and so is the rest of the world, but I know I can come here to find a community of people ready to support each other, and when we disagree, to do so with empathy…

The police says they have reports he yelled “Britain First” after shooting her.

I’m one of the rare Jezzies who actually likes Taylor Swift... Tom Hiddleston looks like a great guy, they look obviously happy there so... yay! Just warm fuzzy feelings here.

I’m glad they doing something, even if minimal, but I kinda wish they had gone for broke and banned the sale of AR-15 and similar guns altogether. You’re going to piss off gun nuts no matter what you do, you might as well go all the way.