captain0h
CAPTAINOH
captain0h

i’ve learned to accept that just because someone has political views that i agree with doesn’t mean they’re a good person. i still want them to vote for and be vocal about the causes i believe in, but if they’re shit, they should also be called out, shamed for, and face consequences.

#WorstPrideFlagEver

Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender are definitely, absolutely, 100 percent almost certainly married

I don’t think I can help it.

Wait... the school district hires their teachers through a temp agency?

If you’ve never had a michelada, I implore you to try one. It is the perfect midday refreshment.

What if packs of wild animals ate him on live tv? Or like, horses trampled him?

In the illustrious words of Bernie Mac...

I would have been turning her cheeks completely!!!

This is the result when we as a nation decide to acquit murderous cops, pardon sheriffs who commit atrocities and lionize police as the greatest heroes without scrutinizing their work as individuals.

I bet she was but she probably didn’t make the submission on time. Typical Lindsay

Can’t expect much else from a bunch of demons who believe that they were especially selected by god to live a good life and anyone who doesn’t have the same luck deserves it or should pray for some. They have no conscience, no heart and no soul. How are they supposed to feel for the dead children and adults who are

On a separate matter, can someone explain to me the goal of making silencers easier to acquire? That is some insidious shit right there.

“The fact that a psychopathic killer murdered innocents is cause for grief. It’s cause for more vigorous law enforcement—for stopping madmen and killers,” he told Time Magazine. “But it is not an excuse for Democrats to try and strip away Second Amendment rights from law-abiding citizens.”

I think politicians who can only manage to send prayers to victims of mass shooting should be moved to a Christian Scientist health plan that relies on prayers, and only prayers, for medical issues.

I respect people who believe in a God but nothing’s going to change.

Or like this:

I want to have 1% of her talent for revenge. My enemies would finally fear me.

This is a great fucking pop song.