Holy shit. Thanks bae!!!

Funny. I also ask for someone to out me out of my misery at least once a week on a good week.

Crosses everything that I can that your dad is right. Please.

Huh. I don’t see it, but that’s why everyone is different.

The Kush creeps me out. Yeah, I’ll definitely bring it up on my appointment next week. See if there are any underlying issues.

Thanks for that. Not sleeping tonight.

Hey, no judgment zone ;)

You’re not not right.

Who else would shamefully bang Mr. Putin? I hate him because he’s him, but a side of me also would. While begging for world peace if that makes a difference.

Right?! It was weird.

It was my fault. I should have prefaced my comment with what you said. Didn’t mean to equate cutting with goth.

*puts my tin foil hat on* I have to think that there was more to this, right? I mean, celebs get dragged on Instagram/Twitter if the even have a cig around them. No way all these people and their people allowed this to happen without a good reason. Don’t ask me what that reason is though.

As a Revenge hardcore fan, I literally looked up Emily and Josh to see if they were dating two days ago. I’m not saying that I made this happen, but I’m saying. ❤

It’s bad that I saw this fairly good news and all I could manage was one of these, ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

First of all, fuck you. Second, reading is fundamental. Douchebag!

If I had a dollar for how many times that has happened to me...

I guess I should have mentioned that I work in a psych unit.

Just realized what I’m really looking forward to. The next presidential inauguration. I wonder if Trump will even show. This shit show is beyond words.

Happy to be a millennial. My aunt asked me why I didn’t have my face on last Christmas. At 9am on Christmas day. Nope.

I doubt Russia-gate will go away. Maxine Waters will never allow that to happen. Neither will we.