I like this logic. On a related note, Edgar Martinez should be in.

Did the original Jezebel posting about this incident lead with the word ‘Report:’ in the headline? I noticed the link to the first Daily News story about her accusations ended the headline with ‘Cops Say.’ I’m wondering if such a prudent, cautionary approach was taken at Jezebel when the story broke. 

No! Eff Monday Night.

I’ll concede that rhythm destroying penalties are a significant issue. But, personally, I’m less aware of them because of Red Zone, which keeps the rhythm going.

Not enough is being made of JPP’s comeback. He’s explosive off the blocks. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that he shed a little weight.

+ Half fist bump

“ the team’s new color scheme features four colors: steel gray, gold, black, and red”

“if you’re talent working at ESPN, don’t go someplace else because ESPN is the dominant entity.”

Tecmo is the only one that would entertain a crowded room. Also, where’s Blades of Steel? Wait. Did I open the wrong door? I thought this was Deadspin.

Giri — That kind of sarcasm is not appreciated right now. I came to Deadspin to escape the dread and gloom that has encapsulated the nation. For just a few seconds, my hopes were lifted when I saw there was a video which promised professional basketball played at an elite level. Too soon. Way too soon. 

I’m sorry. The correct answer is none. Anything else is wrong. Very, very wrong.

Watching old CBS coverage of Giants games on YouTube, and it’s amazing how little Summerall actually says. I realize he may have (sadly) been too drunk to speak sometimes, but it definitely was better than today’s overtalkers.

“Then they’re gonna stick Romo in there, lose five of their last six games or so, watch his back get triple-broken Bane-style”

I just have this feeling that at the end of the day, the only person who’ll end up paying any legal price will be Huma.

This is a mythic origin story. While there was a 12th man penalty in SB 46 in the waning moments, the 12th man on the field during that play was the result of a D-lineman not running off the field fast enough.

I need to vent about this crap about ‘voter fatigue.’ I know it exists, but I can’t stand it. If the guy’s the best year-in, year-out, he shouldn’t be punished.

It has to be a change in the play call either:

She really is the Al Sharpton of women’s lawsuits. I’m curious why the accuser felt the most effective path was through Allred. Does she actually win cases, or does she make a lot of noise and disappear?

I grew up knowing Helena Rubenstein only as the name behind the Helena Rubenstein foundation — which meant the best kids shows were about to come on PBS.

Churrascaria Plataformia is the bomb! I need to know the purchaser strategy at Churrascarias. How much meat, sushi, salad is wasted? No matter how much food I eat there — and my family or friends fast before we go to make it a complete meat bukake, it’s very clear there’s going to be some left over.