Pepto Abysmal.

Jurassic Park (the book and movie) is, no joke, one of the biggest driving forces behind my decision to pursue a career in science. I remember hearing that line for the first time and it was like my brain was electrified. DR. SATLER IS THE COOLEST.

Tim was the misunderstood hacker and dinosaur lover, Lex mostly talked about baseball and was annoying. Also, Ellie Sattler was still had action scenes but was less prominent, with no feminist scenes or particular distinguishing characteristics (beyond “Grant’s pretty grad student”). Gennaro the lawyer was younger,…

My friend & I went & saw this recently & we were discussing the differences between the movie & the book. If I recall correctly (and please correct me if I’m wrong), I think that Tim was both the dinosaur-lover and the hacker, so we were both happy they switched the hacker to Lex. B/c really, (again, if I recall…

Jurassic Park is SUPER feminist: here you have this woman scientist, but she doesn’t care about having kids, or being in a romantic relationship, and the fact that she doesn’t care about having kids or being in a romantic relationship (despite Jeff Goldblum’s best attempts) isn’t even a big deal! It just IS. No one…

Jurassic Park remains one of my favorite movies of all time, and it cannot be overstated how important not just Ellie but also Lex were to preteen me. My friends and I used to play Jurassic Park and fight over who got to reboot the park computer. We quoted Ellie’s feminist lines all the time. We “happened to be…

Delegates at South Carolina’s secession convention decreed that “an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding States to the institution of slavery” and protested that Northern states had failed to “fulfill their constitutional obligations” by interfering with the return of fugitive slaves to bondage. - D…

“Their” is a perfectly acceptable pronoun here. The “rule” that “their” shouldn’t be used as a singular is an outdated concept stemming from early Victorian grammar books which claim that it was “wrong,” even though people have been using “they” and “their” as singular pronouns for centuries.

Her job no longer exists because she had the temerity to ask for a raise.

Elon, as intelligent and skilled as he is, didn’t realize her lack of utility in the prior 12 years that she worked for him (and did so in a capacity that she wasn’t fired for the myriad of reasons that an assistant would be fired, the most…

Psh, what did jobs do? Cell phones?

No, because then I look like the asshole.

I am actually a high school humanities teacher. I think that the US history field is going to have to rethink how we teach history.

Cosigned.

mites crawl up, tites fall down

And the boy was definitely portrayed and the weaker, whinier of the two, he even pukes in the car! And how the whole point of the movie is just because the idea came from a rich old white guy with unlimited resources to make it happen doesn’t mean it’s a good one!

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

I don’t care what anyone says, this game will at least have one buyer and it will be me because I have liked this scum series since I was tiny eight year old me and didn’t understand the meaning of what makes a good game. NO SENSE STOPPING THAT TRAIN NOW.

This is so fucking disgusting. I don’t know what I want more, for Trump to actually get locked up for his blatant crimes or for him to rage stroke out and end the suspense.

I’d ask why you would want to cock a fairy but I have a feeling that’s a set of articles and a bunch of images I’d be better off not knowing about.

He doesn’t even want to be friends with the people who didn’t vote for him here in this country, but he’s reaching out to every dictator and despot the world over. lol