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Pepto Abysmal.

“Until somebody solves the part of the equation that shows me that ten million people in Seoul don’t die in the first 30 minutes from conventional weapons, I don’t know what you’re talking about, there’s no military solution here, they got us,” Bannon continued.

Jurassic Park (the book and movie) is, no joke, one of the biggest driving forces behind my decision to pursue a career in science. I remember hearing that line for the first time and it was like my brain was electrified. DR. SATLER IS THE COOLEST.

Tim was the misunderstood hacker and dinosaur lover, Lex mostly talked about baseball and was annoying. Also, Ellie Sattler was still had action scenes but was less prominent, with no feminist scenes or particular distinguishing characteristics (beyond “Grant’s pretty grad student”). Gennaro the lawyer was younger,

My friend & I went & saw this recently & we were discussing the differences between the movie & the book. If I recall correctly (and please correct me if I’m wrong), I think that Tim was both the dinosaur-lover and the hacker, so we were both happy they switched the hacker to Lex. B/c really, (again, if I recall

Jurassic Park is SUPER feminist: here you have this woman scientist, but she doesn’t care about having kids, or being in a romantic relationship, and the fact that she doesn’t care about having kids or being in a romantic relationship (despite Jeff Goldblum’s best attempts) isn’t even a big deal! It just IS. No one

Jurassic Park remains one of my favorite movies of all time, and it cannot be overstated how important not just Ellie but also Lex were to preteen me. My friends and I used to play Jurassic Park and fight over who got to reboot the park computer. We quoted Ellie’s feminist lines all the time. We “happened to be

I am pretty much in love with this phrase now.

Delegates at South Carolina’s secession convention decreed that “an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding States to the institution of slavery” and protested that Northern states had failed to “fulfill their constitutional obligations” by interfering with the return of fugitive slaves to bondage. - D

“Their” is a perfectly acceptable pronoun here. The “rule” that “their” shouldn’t be used as a singular is an outdated concept stemming from early Victorian grammar books which claim that it was “wrong,” even though people have been using “they” and “their” as singular pronouns for centuries.

Yep.

Her job no longer exists because she had the temerity to ask for a raise.

Elon, as intelligent and skilled as he is, didn’t realize her lack of utility in the prior 12 years that she worked for him (and did so in a capacity that she wasn’t fired for the myriad of reasons that an assistant would be fired, the most

Psh, what did jobs do? Cell phones?

No, because then I look like the asshole.

I am actually a high school humanities teacher. I think that the US history field is going to have to rethink how we teach history.

Thank you for the tip, Cap’n!

Cosigned.

Actually, my brainwashed or paid Russian friend, government is precisely the answer.

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