Ronda’s mom is the first American to win to take Gold at the World Judo Championships. I’m pretty sure Ronda would specialize in submissions and would be light years ahead of anyone regardless of when she started the sport.

Louise: [in the parking lot outside the bar where Harlan is attempting to rape Thelma] Get away from her you fuckin’ asshole or I’m gonna splatter your ugly face all over this nice car.

Say what you will about the pizza mugger, at least he was straightforward about taking money out of the driver’s pocket. He didn't come up with bullshit reasons to not leave a tip, he didn't put a waiter through an hour of hell and leave a buck, he didn't come in with a complex plan to scam free food that he used…

I call BS on that. STEM, with tech in particular, is treated as a boys club and women are almost always either looked down upon in terms of skills and capabilities or only viewed at as eye candy. That is something I can personally attest to. I’ve seen resumes come in from women and the only time they even get a chance…

“POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS RUNNING RAMPANT, IT’S AN OUTRAGE!”

No one will ever think about or talk about poop as much as they do when they’re training for a marathon. People will roll up to our long runs a couple minutes late and say, “Sorry I’m late. I just could not get my morning poop out,” and people will nod sympathetically. We also discuss our solutions to what I like to…

So they made fun of girls for being stereotypically girly and a man for not being stereotypically manly, is what you’re saying?

...and remands the case to the Kirkland Municipal Court

Hi Colin, I just wanted to thank you for BCO. My father-in-law passed away last Monday morning, and I spent all week making phone calls, driving people around, making arrangements, serving people, and sleeping on my living room floor. It was the week from hell. A few times each day, though, I was able to sneak away…

Attractiveness is not objective. People rate these women “attractive” because they adhere to a heteronormative ideal of femininity. It’s not the other way around, wherein innate attractiveness somehow causes innate heterosexuality, which is what people will assume when they speed-read these scientific studies. They…

Except give him a fake nuke code that Will trigger fireworks that spell YOU’RE FIRED.

douche freighter has a nice ring to it

My dad wasn’t even thinking about embarrassment, he was just “being funny. Life lessons are important Cate, this is my life, I share the lessons”. I’m not still bitter lol.

Well, what we’re seeing right now, we’re seeing Bible-believing Christians being persecuted for living according to their faith

Like I get most of these are going to be funny, but I have so many terrible terrible stories about my former alcoholic father. I think I’ve told this one before, but I can’t help but tell it again.

I had a very sweet first boyfriend. He was quite a catch. We had grown up on different coasts. Me in CA, he NY.

They say that Deez Nuts is an Independent, but in my experience he has always leaned more to the left.

My dream is that Alton Brown will do a short series called “That’s Another Episode” where he discusses all the ingredients/recipes that he excluded on Good Eats by saying “But that’s another episode.”