Virtual beach masturbation here I come!

PC Name: CamTower

Recently dropped a pretty penny for my new video editing and motion graphics rig, the upside being it also runs games very well.

Never seen The Hurt Locker? Zero Dark Thirty? Directed by Kathryn Bigelow, female. But yes, there needs to be a stronger female presence on the director side of film

Lamar.

I've never played any of the LP games, but I did work on a short film with the main voice actor, Bill Waterson (no relation to the cartoonist, unfortunately), who also supplied the face for the role. Super awesome and incredibly laid back guy; it was fun to work with him, although its uncanny seeing his face in the…

I know the guy who provided the face and voice for Lost Planet 3. Awesome guy, super chill. Kinda eerie seeing him as a video game character though, because they nailed his looks

Microsoft right now:

Meh, I would rather see this as an HBO series. The entire thing could fit neatly into about 6 or so seasons.

""DO NOT OPEN, EVER", it read. When my friends finish their campaign, they're going to burn it."

Doctor Who, hell yeah! I got an 11th Doctor shirt from tee fury, a TARDIS journal, and a very nice bow-tie. I'm using an Amazon gift card to buy the 11th Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver, which I plan on using to install a TV-b-gone, so I can turn TVs on and off at my amusement

FEZ FEZ FEZ FEZ

So, if anyone wants to send 60 bucks my way I totally wouldn't be opposed to such a kind donation...

Hey everyone, knock it off with the fat jokes.

Well when you're dealing with the mob I don't think that's an issue.

I did say "kick" and not "punch," so it's still not out of reason. Of course this will still only work with cheaper coffins.

Thankfully for you coffins are relatively easy to get out of. What you need to do is kick at the lid of the coffin until it breaks and soil starts to dump in. Then, pull your shirt over your head and tie the top (so you can breath while climbing out of the dirt), and position yourself to get out of the hole you…

So that must mean there are clues to Half-Life 3 hidden all over the place right now, yeah?

Star Wars - Samurai Jack crossover PLEEEAAAASSEEEE

"This sort of social segregation is why things such as prejudice still exist."