Thankfully for you coffins are relatively easy to get out of. What you need to do is kick at the lid of the coffin until it breaks and soil starts to dump in. Then, pull your shirt over your head and tie the top (so you can breath while climbing out of the dirt), and position yourself to get out of the hole you…

So that must mean there are clues to Half-Life 3 hidden all over the place right now, yeah?

Star Wars - Samurai Jack crossover PLEEEAAAASSEEEE

"This sort of social segregation is why things such as prejudice still exist."

The only thing I could think of was that billions of years prior a planet collided with a larger one, and just kind of stuck. Though I doubt that an atmosphere would form around both objects like that and the smaller planet probably wouldn't be holding water like that. In reality it would probably just be one large…

"Mostly dead"

The weirdest video will not have arrived until someone recreates Flann O'Brian's "The Third Policeman"

Called it. (so it's not live-action but still)

"Since making a scene interesting is work, and since I'm naturally a minimalist, I tend to cut boring scenes. "

No, they don't have to be too linear, but this rule still applies to non-linear stories. Take 500 Days of Summer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Memento, or any other great example of non-linear storytelling and you'll find that every scene and every action a character takes s a result of a previous action,…

Oh, I completely agree. I didn't mean to imply that you *have* to show the scene where the character buys a new car; I simply meant that when a character does something, like purchasing a new car, it is not something completely out of the blue. Every action the character takes is a result of something that happened…

"Well, why is this scene even here?"

Team Fortress 2.

"At the same time, the ultimate relationship is the connection that we have with the gamer. "

I need to find the "watching a normal guy doing boring things on his computer" fetish crowd. I'll be rolling in the cash in no time!

I absolutely LOATHE people who talk at the movie theatre. Especially when you're at the dollar theatre people think that because they didn't put down a lot of cash to see a movie that it means they can talk and be a bunch of fuck-knuckles during the film.

Dear god, yes! I get a raging boner for anamorphic films, and I wish they would bring back Cinemascope because I would just die from blood loss to my brain as a result of my aforementioned hard-on. Of course I wouldn't use this for regular 'ole TV viewing because there would be black bars on the sides of the screen,…

Woah woah woah hold up there cowboy. You can finally craft arrows with this!?!? Hell, I may pick this up just to get that addition. I hate having to save all my Daedric arrows cause the only place I can get them is off of bodies. Thankfully Ancient Nord arrows are easy to come by and do moderate damage, but…

Most definitely a day one purchase. It took me a while to pick up a copy of Origins, so it was pretty cheap when I did, but I loved it so much that I would gladly play full price for Legends should it deliver the same experience. I can't say I hate anything about the game, it just feels like the product of a company…

While I'm not sure how I feel about the fifth player just being able to "help" the others, which does seem a bit gimmicky, Rayman Origins had one of the best platforming experience I have ever come into contact with. I love every single aspect of that game, and so long as Legends delivers a similar experience, I don't…