Man, I'm disappointed that the bats move is simply a jump. I was hoping you could actually move around freely as a swarm of bats, which would have been awesome.

Jokes on you, it took me 9 minutes and 48 seconds to read your post.

There's a difference between a couple who doesn't mind be so nonchalant about it - as seems to be the case for you - and what happened here, where the guy wasn't making any more serious a decision than if he had been ordering takeout.

Ugh, I hate how yolk tastes when it hardens. I only take mine runny.

There is nothing funny about that refrigerator...

"So what's the secret to successfully leeching money?"

Oh man, the "On Cheating" advice is the worst! Basically, unless your man is either depressed, sloppy, has bad hygiene, is fat and lazy, wears the same clothes every day, paranoid about recycling, and doesn't know what a Facebook is, he's a cheating bastard. GENIUS

I was making out with me then-girlfriend one time, and "put it in me, Scott" blurted out from the TV. It happened to be one of those obnoxious Quizno's commercials, but what made it funny was that we have a mutual friend named Scott, which just made it really awkward.

If I were to do freelance work it would likely be just as an editor, I wouldn't do the shoots myself. A lot of people are getting into the RED cameras because they're relatively cheap for the quality they put out, so if I were to come on to an indie project as an editor it would be useful to be able to handle the…

Well hopefully by the time I'm done with college and enter the workforce this will be cheaper. I could see myself purchasing one should I ever do freelance work

I miss the sound my old monitor used to make when I degaussed it. Good times

"Men are terrible, terrible people."

Saw it last week, saw it again today, and will be seeing it tomorrow because my sister hasn't seen it yet. I ain't complaining.

Unless the final product comes out with a lot better detail and general usefulness, I think I may just have to jailbreak for the first time and see if I can't get the old app back.

I can't properly express how exited I am for this game. I loved Origins so much and is a likely contender for my GOTY 2011. The music was amazing, the gameplay smooth, and it probably hits the two-player sweet spot better than any other platformer out there. Let's hope the sequel gets the coverage it deserves!

Though be aware that running on concrete can really mess up your joints. Running on asphalt will be a lot kinder to your knees. Thankfully the track I run on is compacted dirt

What I've done is similar to the couch to 5k deal. I just walked for more than I jogged for the first week, and then gradually shifted to walking less and jogging more. Now I'm on my fifth week and I can run two miles without stopping just fine. Another good tip is to make sure you're not jogging too fast. Focus on…

This series has become such a prime example of cognitive dissonance. Playing Conviction, I was pissed off that it was so far from the things that made me love Chaos Theory, yet I was thoroughly enjoying myself because of how fun and smooth a game it was. Now it's happening again, just ten-fold.

As someone who cannot afford data plans I know I will be disappointed when the new iPods roll out this fall. Other than minor changes that aren't ever really used as selling points anyway, there isn't really much Apple can do to improve upon the iPod Touch. Sure, they could add things like Siri, GPS, or even it's own…

It's also been shown that people who do their daily exercises in the mornings are more likely to stick with them instead of abandoning them for an oatmeal-creme-pie binge.