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Straight from the pages of the newest "I Spy" book.

I like how the headline of this article has changed thrice since it was put up :P

Well, seeing how when I was in seventh grade iPhones didn't exist, no, I don't think I would have come up with this. Also, we actually had some pretty high-end machinery in that class, which was pretty surprising because these days no one would let their seventh-grader near such equipment.

I believe that would be a downgrade. 4K is the top resolution in digital film, along the lines of 4096 × 3112. IMAX resolution (70mm) is around 10,000×7000. I could be wrong, however.

You know how if you keep your hands submerged in water enough they begin to get all wrinkled? I don't want to image what it would be like to keep my dick covered in saliva for six months! :P

Looks like something I would have made in my seventh grade shop class. Can't imagine why the hell anyone would fork over almost $200 for this thing.

Arrived at comments section expecting Edison hate and Tesla love.

You know what would have been great?

I feel the same way about masturbating

*starts watching*

I just had an interesting idea for self-defense: Have some kind of gas-dispenser attached to your wrist, and fill it with pepper spray or some kind of knock-out gas. Would be simple to deploy as someone who is threatening you with a weapon will likely make you raise your hands, and then you can just activate it to

While she certainly brings up some interesting and valid points, I can't help but be irritated at that post simply because generalizations are the worst thing to carry when you're forming an opinion about anything, especially gender.

First thing that came to my mind...

Pfffft, kids don't get arthritis! Silly!

Too easy to allow you to fall back asleep. My alarm clock is on the opposite side of the room so I have to get out of bed and walk over to go turn it off.

Pft, you can milk anything with a nipple!

Mulan, Pocahontas, Snow-White, and Tiana.

I will encourage my children to play with whatever toys they want. I think the problem lies with "Toy-Truck Maker X" when they decide to market their trucks to girls by simply coloring them pink. To further elaborate on this point, please look up "Riley on Marketing."

I don't know, the artificial supervisors on the moon aren't so bad. They're only here to help!

"Give New Ideas a Break to Identify If They’re Worthwhile"