Half the world's population you say? Somebody get Yorick Brown on the line!

This is no way to "control" the world population, unless they've found a way to engineer this to target specific people. Once this gets out, there would be no way to control it's progress.

Yes, yes, let's kill half the fucking planet. That's totally alright

180 degree rule: Learn in, live it, love it. Your editors will thank you!

The "former" in the sentence you quoted did not refer to xkcd, but rather "file systems" from the preceding sentence.

Eh, I highly doubt they would be willing to purchase something for you. Think about it from their perspective: Some random stranger offers you fifty bones to buy a $200 TV in addition to whatever crap they themselves wish to get (assuming you want a TV). If they can't find you after or you disappear, they're down…

I feel that a hoard of zombies would quickly turn on each other in the event of said apocalypse. I mean zombies crave brains, and even the undead still have brains (otherwise they wouldn't be mobile), so it should follow that in lieu of fresh brains, they would attack one another. Also, even if you take the more…

"But The Incredibles part 2 didn't come out because I LOVED The Incredibles"

Don't use a serrated blade! The jagged edges are more likely to get stuck in the zombie you're stabbing. Always use straight-edge blades, and make sure they're full-tang.

I just did a quick search for "call recorder" in the app store and found several apps that claim to record calls, a few of which have been in the app store since early 2010. Not sure of they really work, seeing how if it's illegal I doubt Apple would really let them in the store.

Throw in some pig cells and BAM instant bacon!

I vote the next generation Xbox be simply called the "neXtbox"

I don't get photos, really. I mean why do you feel the need to prove to people that you exist? Or ever did fun things? Or ever saw something cool? Or wanted to preserve a precious moment? :P

I save all my change and when I get to around $20 or $30 I'll go and treat myself to some good sushi

I remember one time when every guard I walk past would suddenly dart past me and start attacking a random stack of boxes nearby. I think I was able to get around ten or more guards attacking the same spot at once

Bad Horse has met his match!

If only you could mod the 360 version. The last game I played that had so many spiders was "The Hobbit" for the original xbox, yet even those were stylized, whereas in Skyrim they're much more realistic.

If your woman gets mad because you didn't blow at least two grand on a fucking ring, get the fuck out of that relationship. Those type of women are crazy. And you don't stick your dick in crazy.

Me not liking dubstep *does* have an impact on me liking this song. Regardless of how much this is or isn't "official" dubstep isn't important because it's still tinged with elements of dubstep and it just doesn't sound appealing to me. And I actually love electronic music, though I lean much more towards trance and…

I'm not saying it's bad because the original is better. I'm saying it's bad because it's dubstep. Being "hardly" dubstep doesn't matter because, at least here, I still don't like it.