Well, water they waiting for? Start bottling it up and selling it for three grand a pop!

It's been a while since I've seen so many assholes in one thread. Lay off, people! Just because one truck driver was being a douche doesn't mean you get to hate on every truck driver there is. Nothing is black and white (except skunks, newspapers, etc.), and you will always find a fair mix of the good, the bad, and…

"Fuel costs everyone, so shut the fuck up about fuel."

This has to be the best commenting thread I've ever seen here. I believe Season 1 has been nearly quoted in it's entirety!

The buttons, they are in the wrong place...

Wait, you mean when I'm working I'm actually *dead*? No wonder I hate my job!

Is that Bluthdon?

Totally thought she was sportin' some serious camel toe for a moment there.

B-b-but pulling her hair just means they like her!

WRONG. I love girls with short hair!

The truck driver is a viral marketer for the next "Final Destination" film. The people, however, were not.

Would this fit under the banner of "false advertisement"?

I would assume some dumb-ass shrugged and said, "We'll fix it in post," and then realized they couldn't. I'm sure they just went with the cheaper option, which in this case would be the CGI.

Maybe she changed her mind? Showing some tit might have gotten her some roles in the past, but now that she's a big star she might be a bit more reserved with the world watching her.

"Cultural sickness"? Nipples give people boners, and I can understand why an actress might not want to be poked at during filming. While I'm all for not freaking out about a nipple, I don't think widespread nudity is really going to reverse our "cultural sickness."

I've always been more fond of the Ebon Hawk than I have of the Millenium Falcon.

The first thing that popped into my head upon seeing that image...

And then Bane broke the Batman's back in outrage.

"So, when Mr. Manager went out for their first date..."

Ugh, I once knew a teacher who, for his online classes, required everyone to get a Second Life account so he could hold virtual class meetings. Attendance was mandatory.