Psh, I don't need no stinkin' medicine. I use natures most efficient form of immune strengthening...

Let's hope it doesn't rain.

Daft Punk should score the next Mass Effect

@DirtyColossus: And I'm sure the game about fucking giant robots taught you about where baby robots come from?

I love how I'm getting major perspective attacks right now. I mean, we're looking at a different fucking planet, millions of miles away! Those are fucking *rocks*, on another planet! We can pick things up using robots, ON. ANOTHER. FRAKKING. PLANET. One minute I'm all "holy shit tripping balls here," and then I get…

@pidgeo5: The combination of "prostitute" "zombie" "blood" "naughty bits" and ":D" makes me feel awkward inside.

I guess ye could say that the game had to be...

I gotta say if the music in this video is anything like what will be in the game, I will be a happy man. Sounds a bit like Thomas Newman to me.

All I got out of this was rage after reading, "As you play 'The Game'" because I promptly lost it.

Anyone else thinking this should have bee about another Crimson Skies? Sigh...

The hipster movement really depresses me. Not because I necessarily find them annoying or anything, but because now I can't enjoy the things I've always enjoyed without someone giving me dirty looks and mouthing, "Fucking hipster." And now what you're thinking is probably, "Oh, but the defining characteristic of being…

What we really need is to be able to play *as* the zombies, but the controls are copied from RDR's "drunk" mode, and when there are five or more zombies gather in the same area, they break into song and dance. "Achievement Unlocked: Thriller"

I wrote this when I first played the game, but it bears repeating: