Yeah weird, it is almost like the Remake isn't a 1:1 copy of the original game and everyone has already known that for months now or something. 

Looks like you never stopped. Maybe try mentally growing up passed 14 too. 

The /slides/X thing works, but only for the original URL. If you try it after clicking from notifications, it doesn’t work through the comment URL; just click the article title to get back to the original, then do it.

Don’t mind if I do!

I mean yea, this is an entirely fair counter-point, but I can make a simple risk assessment and say this game isn’t worth the offset in security.

My GPU isn’t exactly optional.

De Santis means “essential” as in “essential oils.”  In other words, the WWE is expensive, pointless, and smells funny.

Since they only were only able to complete 5 weeks of their 10-week schedule, a more appropriate name would’ve been the VFL.

Mac and Me was...

Lesson learned: we must be Better than Ezra

Two words - Space Mutiny

I’m still waiting for a Wheels & The Legman or a Tales Of Ricky Spanish spinoff series.

I’m honestly really into this and I think it’s a good idea. Good job Atari.

“Within 30 seconds” of someone mentioning the idea of the Emperor coming back, everyone knew it was the right idea.

Fernet have leaned into this recent tradition and produce coins inspired by a World War 1 story to distribute to bartenders and other people within the industry, hearing a coin hit the bar top is such a distinct sound and usually a fair indicator that you’re in a decent establishment given that bartenders are drinking…

I’ll never go back to their “regular” beef patty sandwiches after having the awesomeness that is the new quarter pounder patties.

You look cheap

It’s not posturing, y’all are fucking bigots.

Fuck off with the transphobia 

I’ve got no scruples and a WaPo subscription, so here ya go: